Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now from McSweeney's
MarshmallowPardoned by George W. Bush, 2005. Founder and administrator of Building Dreams, an Ohio-based charity which offers counseling and job placement services to recently-pardoned turkeys. Marshmallow’s best-selling memoir, I Beg Your Pardon, and numerous appearances on Hardball With Chris Matthewshave brought national attention to the cause of pardoned-turkey rights.
Presidential Turkey Pardoning: The Turkey Hunger Games from the good folks at Priceonomics.
The National Turkey Federation typically selects around 80 newly-hatched turkeys to be considered for the ceremony. They’re then fed a “grain-heavy diet of fortified corn and soybeans” to bulk them up, with the end-goal in the 50-pound range (more than the weight of most dog breeds). From there, the flock is narrowed down to the “20 largest and best-behaved,” and they embark on their next phase of training: preparing for fame.
Are You Giving the Shaft to Your Future Self? blog entry from Mr. Money Mustache:
Every financial transaction you make today is not so much a deal with a mortgage company, car dealer or department store. It’s a deal with your future self. After all, when the 20-year-old version of you borrowed $32,000 to buy that fully loaded Honda Accord, who ended up having to pay it back? The past self got the new car with no responsibility, and her successor in the present holds the result: a debt hangover and a car that’s now worth only a tiny fraction of the new price. Past You gave Present You the shaft.
Too Many Cooks video from Adult Swim. An excellent rip on '80s and '90s sitcoms:
The Shadow Campaign // Whitewash from DPS SKIS on Vimeo.